Thanks Asshole

I would like to thank you for everything you have done
Thank you so much for making me crazy
I’m happy that I have to see a therapist
I love that I can’t make any new guy friends
I have serious walls up
And I can’t break them down
So thanks asshole

You told me over and over again
That you were changing
You saw the error of your ways
I gave you so many chances
You never changed
So now when someone screws up
They are completely done with me

I have serious issues
And they are all because of you
So thank you

Thanks asshole
For all of the mental issues
For all the walls
The games you played made me go crazy
Now I can’t have any other friends
I’m so happy to have you as a friend

You try so hard to be friends with me
You give me a friendly smile
All I want to do is punch that smile off your face
You act like you haven’t done anything
You think that sorry is all you have to do
Well thanks asshole
For being the greatest person in the world

I know that you love your girlfriend
Why don’t you just marry the girl?
You are already up her ass it’s sad
Why don’t you just do us all a favor and go away
Just run away with her
One day she is all you’re going to have
And I’ll laugh when she leaves you

I know I’m mean
But you cause me to be like this
So thank you for making me an ass

Thanks asshole
For all of the mental issues
For all the walls
The games you played made me go crazy
Now I can’t have any other friends
I’m so happy to have you as a friend

You took advantage of my generosity
I know that now my guy friends will hate me
It’s all because you weren’t a good friend
You only cared about yourself
It’s sad to say it, but it’s true
Thanks asshole
Now I’m going to need therapy after you’re out of my life